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Woody Demotivational Poster


TAGS: walle love woody allen
Rating: 4.69/5

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derk91 - May 21, 2011, 5:40 pm
0_- my brain hurts...
Darlin - May 21, 2011, 12:32 pm
This is great! 5L's

MOMMMMMM! - Uncle Cubby's been in my toy chest again

TAGS: poor woody
Rating: 4.66/5

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jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:57 pm
rerun - September 14, 2010, 8:59 pm

you know as well as I do that you did that with your dolls.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 8:52 pm
You just raped my childhood. RAPED IT.
pzykosiz - September 14, 2010, 8:12 pm
should i even ask where this pic came from?
suenero - September 14, 2010, 2:51 pm
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 1:40 pm

ahahahhhahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHhaahhahahahahh....oh god.....can't breathe.....


TALLAHASSEE - The definition of BAMF

TAGS: bamf woody zombieland
Rating: 2.75/5

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Zed - October 7, 2009, 5:08 am
In Nightcrawler's case, it is a sound effect. As ana acronym, it should be BAD A$S OEDIPAL COMPLEX VICTIM, but that would be too unwieldy, so they used BAMF instead.
Briton of Rose - October 7, 2009, 4:40 am
Wait... I thought Nightcrawler's teleportation was the definition of "BAMF"?
darkangel98s - October 7, 2009, 12:05 am
This man is a bad ass on level with anyone you can list. Love him.. BAM!

RESIDENT NEUROTIC - Where can I put away all my neurosises?

- A lion and a lamb can lay toghether, but the lamb will get little sleep. --- Woody Allen

TAGS: peace lion lamb woody allen
Rating: 2.08/5

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clon - August 26, 2008, 10:41 am
again... just browse some posters to get the point on this website.


TAGS: self satisfaction woody smoking
Rating: 3.69/5

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agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:32 pm
Touche, space... I guess my word is gold.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:27 pm
I've never tasted my milkshake, so I'll have to take your word for it Aggy. LOL
BoneCD - April 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
Now that's funny Ron

MONEY - The Root Of All Evil


TAGS: woody classic car ride
Rating: 4.42/5

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loustertherooster - February 12, 2011, 6:42 am
there is a car there????
steph1 - February 9, 2011, 4:38 pm
yea, quite a sexy little thing - it actually is a "Fiat 500 Tender Two by Castagna" - google it or check these links: http://benzs.blogspot.com/2008/09/fiat-500-based-castagna-tender-two-ev.html http://www.autofiends.com/2008/09/castagna-tender-two-topl
culos - February 9, 2011, 10:18 am
Not too sure I'd fit behind the wheel with a woody.... Like it too
Reality Lord - February 9, 2011, 7:21 am

love it



OK........ CAN YOU DO THIS??? - Come on now!!!

TAGS: spilts woodywood03
Rating: 2.55/5

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Woodywood03a - August 8, 2009, 11:04 pm
I am wondering what is going on here???? on the most commented, I am 27 but I have more comments then the guy above me.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 2:11 pm
I mean Bria.... I am sorry if I misspelled your name again.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 2:09 pm
My profile and my other pictures are what I am looking for Bina. I found a picture that I worked on last night it is pretty good.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 2:07 pm
Really Mooooo, English is my first language. I just get it mixed up with my other language.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 7, 2009, 12:35 pm
That's why i wonder If English isn't his first language, It would explain the atrocious grammar and spelling.
BriaHere - August 7, 2009, 8:31 am
"Where both of them is at?" Seriously?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 7, 2009, 1:30 am
A question Woody....no offense intended (i don't say that often). But, is English a second language for you?. This is not meant to be rude, I really want to know.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 1:07 am
I am wondering somethings.... where is my profile??? Also, where is the other pictures that I made in to posters (Pretty good ones as well.) I really just want to know where are both of them is at.
Haarakkon - August 6, 2009, 11:46 am
release from the eternal embarassment. Or maybe that's just me. At any rate, while you're looking to shake a Timmy label, I'd sure stay away from the inflammatory stuff for the time being.
Haarakkon - August 6, 2009, 11:43 am
OMG, moo+. While these tips are good tips, I am of the opinion that finding your niche is more important. You'll ultimately have to stare at that poster you made 100 posters ago and find yourself looking down the barrel of the .40 looking for the sweet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 9:50 am
Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 1:27 am
Ok, Ok..... I will do it... just one thing... Don't call me Woodrow, thats my dad's name. thats my grandpa's name... I really don't want to be called Woodrow...
ThePirate - August 6, 2009, 12:24 am
kind of like baseball.. the best hitters make an out 7 out of 10 times.. you just keep taking your swings
BuZZbomb - August 6, 2009, 12:22 am
Understood, I was just trying to give Woodrow a boost on getting his posters recognized. Keep trying and expect more duds than home runs.
ThePirate - August 6, 2009, 12:21 am
Buzz.. comments don't count.. it is number of votes/rankings.
BuZZbomb - August 6, 2009, 12:20 am
to solicit hundreds of responses. Sometimes they get votes, sometimes they don't.
ThePirate - August 6, 2009, 12:19 am
Don't give up.. it takes time. You'll figure out what works the first time you hit one. Not that I have, but we all keep trying. Funny works, and a thick skin
BuZZbomb - August 6, 2009, 12:18 am
Don't be so rough on yourself. The highest comment count on one of mine is 13. I still have fun. The trick is having a poster be picked as a 'de-facto forum" moti-chat. ie: Everyone Is Staring At Us or come up with a poster that is SO inflammatory as
Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:11 am
Well, I am screwed... I can't get 3.0, even if I could get a 2.0, I would be happy.
ThePirate - August 6, 2009, 12:03 am
Woody.. As TTH said, it takes 200 votes, with a 3.0 or higher rating.. not that easy. 200 is a bunch.. a lot of them just stop around 100 as they drift back into the pack
agdaniele - August 5, 2009, 11:55 pm
Check PM
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 11:50 pm
Try it now Ag something weird is going on with my message stuff
BuZZbomb - August 5, 2009, 11:48 pm
MotiFakes with a large number of votes that maintain a high rating make the list. (from the reports tab)
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 11:48 pm
I think you need votes, not posters for the hall of fame. 200 if I am not mistaken. Which I often am.
agdaniele - August 5, 2009, 11:48 pm
When, TTH?
Woodywood03a - August 5, 2009, 11:44 pm
Also, how many to get to the Motifake hall of fame???? I am wondering whats up with that.
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 11:42 pm
Night aggy! Check your pm's
Woodywood03a - August 5, 2009, 11:41 pm
Yes, I can... Thank you very much for the comments. I hope you would comment on more of my pictures. It would be very nice.
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 11:41 pm
They are named Manitoba, but I don't know where they are made. The episode where he sokes to win a contest would probably tell me. I will let you know tomorrow
agdaniele - August 5, 2009, 11:40 pm
Nah... lost the thunder. Happy motifaking, Wood!
BuZZbomb - August 5, 2009, 11:39 pm
Manitoba!? Isn't that where Dale Gribble's favorite cigarettes are made?
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 11:39 pm
Woody I hope you read the comments I made cause thats about all I can do for ya. Good luck! Can anyone else hear wolves howling?
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 11:37 pm
I am in southern Manitoba. (not the corner gas province but looks the same)
agdaniele - August 5, 2009, 11:34 pm
What? The intentional Spaek or Wodd?
Woodywood03a - August 5, 2009, 11:33 pm
Uh, look whos talking now aggie!!!! I thought I was the bad speller. But you are cool in my book too.
agdaniele - August 5, 2009, 11:26 pm
Sigh. You take all the fun outta teaching boundaries.
BuZZbomb - August 5, 2009, 11:22 pm
***chiming*** I did. It's called "Timmy Army Opinions" GO LITTLE JALFORD! And by "looking South and waiving" does that put you on the Northerly side of the St. Lawrence?
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 11:20 pm
Have you read my forum comments regarding jalford Aggy? And by all means play on sir! I just wanted the noob to know the score. BTW if any of you guys have a different opinion feel free to chime in!
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 11:17 pm
It was "knickers" combined with calling it "splits" instead of "the splits". I am looking south and waiving.
agdaniele - August 5, 2009, 11:16 pm
What a softie TTH is. Not gonna let me play, huh?
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 11:15 pm
acceptance or attack based on your actions. Make posters and when you get positive feedback say thanks! Ignore the negative shit unless it's an open attack. If it is just state your case and if you deserve it others here will defend you.
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 11:13 pm
And for who Aggy is? He is a long time member/CONTRIBUTOR of this site. Contribution will earn you respect and leeway. Have you encountered mooooooooo yet? Aggy is very polite compared to him! My point is that this is a community and you can earn
agdaniele - August 5, 2009, 11:13 pm
Slow your roll, wodd.
BuZZbomb - August 5, 2009, 11:10 pm
Actually, born and raised here. I just think knickers worked better than 'skivvies'. Made it sound classier!
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 11:10 pm
Aggy's not blaming you. You need to be less defensive and remember that the whole basis of this site is humor woody. Everything is a joke, If you have the chance to take a shot you take it! He misspelt speak on purpose, it was actually kinda a shot on me.
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 11:07 pm
Buzz You're not American are you?
BuZZbomb - August 5, 2009, 10:58 pm
I knew a cheerleader who could do splits like that. She had to stop after she forgot her knickers and the suction stuck her to the floor.
Woodywood03a - August 5, 2009, 10:55 pm
Thank you TrashHeap. You are ok in my book man!!! agdaniele, who the world are you to blame me?
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 10:51 pm
cool the "if" at the end was a total fluke!
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 10:49 pm
ofijbcosejr;owjtrvjwjf0ewhfrjq3fjqp3j9fpqh23frm 3refd[123hdp9123oe4dfh3if Ya know what I mean!
agdaniele - August 5, 2009, 10:41 pm
Spaek for yourself, TTH!
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 10:21 pm
Also the last thing any of us should criticize is spelling!
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 10:20 pm
It hardly seems fair to go after woody so soon.It seems like he is just making a few honest mistakes while getting to know the site. I will give you a chance woody, Don't make me regret it!
Woodywood03a - August 5, 2009, 10:11 pm
Also Nik, I do understand what I am talking about. Because, I had wrote it. Is that ok with you??
Woodywood03a - August 5, 2009, 10:08 pm
I am trying to comment the right way all the time here. But I can't find words that could impress the masses. But I am trying to find some good things to say all the time now.
Arrogant Knight - August 4, 2009, 6:54 pm
Woody, please check your private messages on the forum...
Nik - August 4, 2009, 6:34 pm
HAHA!!! I would be really surprised if Woody knew what that meant.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 4, 2009, 6:31 pm
You should be sorry Woody....you misspell most of what you type...also you aren't funny and you make no sense......I suggest euthanasia.
Nik - August 4, 2009, 6:22 pm
Hey King *Douche*...You really are a clueless mother plucker aren't you?! That wasn't an apology of any kind, if that's what you think. It was a free pass. You got lucky today, but you really need to start listening when these guys give you advice.
Woodywood03a - August 4, 2009, 6:06 pm
It is cool MO....
Woodywood03a - August 4, 2009, 6:05 pm
For one thing, I was just talking..... also, if I misspelled words, I am sorry..... Also, Canada... If I am a douce bag. then call me King Douce.
BriaHere - August 4, 2009, 12:21 pm
I truly have no idea what he is speaking about, ever. He's just typing random misspelled words.
MO - August 4, 2009, 10:20 am
I'm outta here. Trying my best not to attack. Hopefully you take my criticism with a grain of salt. You can engage people in conversations, instead of just making silly comments on every poster.
CANADA - August 4, 2009, 10:16 am
hey Woodywood03a, this little argument all started because you thought people were talking to you so when they weren't.So WTF are you sill arguing for? P.S. only douche bags and girls wear PJs out in public
MO - August 4, 2009, 10:15 am
You left the door open for that one and I just couldn't resist.
MO - August 4, 2009, 10:14 am
Ass hats?
Woodywood03a - August 4, 2009, 10:12 am
But also, I have other things to wear too.
MO - August 4, 2009, 10:12 am
Quality is improving. There used/spelled correct....sentence actually flows, and makes sense. Nice wood! Keep it up....wood, keep it?
Woodywood03a - August 4, 2009, 10:09 am
You have me there.... I do wear my jammies out in public, but also... most people do too.
Nik - August 4, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey...he might be just the type to wear his jammies out in public. I'm just sayin...you never know.
Nik - August 4, 2009, 12:18 am
You can really stop invating.
MO - August 3, 2009, 11:44 pm
Could you at least put some effort into what you write? It's really for your own good. You wouldn't wear jammie pants in public....never mind.
Woodywood03a - August 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
yeah, I mean it... open invate.
MO - August 3, 2009, 8:24 pm
Are you doing that on purpose? You can't be that uneducated? If you read your own comments look at the last one and tell us how many mistakes?
Woodywood03a - August 3, 2009, 8:18 pm
Yes, I do read my own comments.... also, if Bria want to slap me.... she has a open invate.
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 12:10 pm
Woody Woody Woody, Don't you read your own comments...I was talking about Canada's comment to Bria *facepalm*.
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 12:06 pm
BoneCD, I am not talking dirty. I am making a point.... If I was talking dirty, the picture would be somewhat the same but she would flash something. But I am not talking dirty..
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 11:35 am
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 11:32 am
BoneCD knew right away!
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 11:22 am
I don't get this either. Jeebus!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:11 am
It isn't as hard as it looks because you have to wait 30 minutes for it to take eff- oh. That's NOT what you meant?
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 10:59 am
Please stop that dirty talk
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 10:52 am
yes it is
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 10:51 am
It isn't as hard as it looks.
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 12:39 am
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 12:26 am
actually, yes, I can.
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 12:23 am
come on now!!!


TAGS: woody hayes teacher coach and friend may he rest in peace
Rating: 2.4/5

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BoneCD - September 1, 2009, 6:56 am
FACTS MR. GUEST: Ohio State is one of the preeminent college football programs in the country, winning seven national championships and 33 Big Ten titles
GUEST - August 31, 2009, 10:35 pm
todd snyder - August 30, 2009, 9:14 pm
Columbus, Ohio - a slum built around a football stadium.
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:29 pm
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:28 pm
Well gentlemen...Off to the church of the barley pop to see some friends...L8TR
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:57 pm
Plus Papa Bone played for Notre Dame so our home was all about College football when I was a kid.
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:44 pm
I love the game when it's played for the love of the game! I love the fact that anyone can win on any day. I love the pageantry and the tailgates. And I love the rivalry!

AH......TO BE YOUNG!!! - and competely pennyless.

TAGS: to be young and with no money woody
Rating: 2.31/5

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Sean - April 7, 2010, 11:04 pm
This is really funny. I like it.

LADIES!!!! -

WOODY - That's the biggest woody I've ever seen.

TAGS: woody
Rating: 2.2/5

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BoneCD - February 3, 2010, 7:14 am
No Tunnel can be approved. I'll blame that comment on sleep deprivation there rerun.
culos - February 3, 2010, 6:53 am
NO! Tunnel > ONE EL!
rerun - February 3, 2010, 6:36 am

funny and clever tunnels can be approved. Generally, tunnels fail
AirStryke - February 3, 2010, 12:26 am
Wow, I'm impressed they approved this.
funnyman37 - December 5, 2009, 2:43 pm
CANADA - October 26, 2009, 12:55 am
would have 5'ed it!
CANADA - October 26, 2009, 12:55 am
hey zed, that should have been a poster not a comment!
Zed - October 26, 2009, 12:32 am
Tunnel or not, that's taking "put a cork in it" one step too far...
DreMagnum - October 25, 2009, 11:54 pm
Why do they approve this crap?
CANADA - October 25, 2009, 11:50 pm
its a tunnel. 1Lion
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 3:30 pm
I would have given this a five if it were a tribute to woodywood. Oh, well...4 out of five ain't bad.

WELL, WELL...... - I tryed to tell you that your shoes was untied.

stinky feet? -

TAGS: rerun at woody s roundup
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - November 2, 2013, 9:08 am

They don't call me Stinky fer nuthin.



= THE A-TEAM = - I am not sure i want to hire them.

TAGS: a team bruce willis ice cube woody hannibal face howling mad murdock a team remake rnr
Rating: 1.59/5

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Ag218 - March 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
They are. But wait till you see what Woody brings with him to the party. You'll love it!
barockeva - January 8, 2009, 7:19 am
They're not seriously dumb enough to try and remake the A team, are they?

this machine kills facists -

TAGS: woody guthrie u2
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:34 pm
classic, always
mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 3:03 pm
Emilio, you're revealing your age with that remark! Of course, so am I by being familiar with the term! LOL!
EmilioDumphque - May 4, 2015, 12:37 pm
Got one that kills commies? (snicker)

Cherry Pie -




TAGS: quote woody allen cards
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - November 10, 2012, 12:28 pm
oh come on! what do you mean a trap? Seriously if another one of you guys....ohhhh bahahaha! ;)
mariand - November 9, 2012, 4:38 am
bwahahaha... guys, watch out... it's a trap